'Chill Winston' at the Irish Heather !

I just thought I should place a public warning out there for all future visitors to this grand city who intend visiting any time in the near future !

There is a very dodgy Friday night pub combo that if not treated with the appropriate level of respect can end up with some ropey after effects !

Starting with specimen 1) This neanderthal from the simpleton region of Yarksher had instigated the evenings dice with death by suggesting we meet at the new Gastown watering hole of 'Chill Winston'. Named we assume after the catchphrase christened by the weed growing student dead beats from the movie 'Lock, stock and two smoking barrels', this patio bar at the end of Water street made for a fine outdoor venue to watch the world go by and generally abuse each other in traditional British fashion.

So where is the danger I hear you all ask ? Well, moving onto specimen 2) who is generally responsible for specimen 1), it was suggested that munchies be taken in the form of pot pie and guinness from the local celtic watering hole of the 'Irish Heather'.

Now it would appear that the pot pie would be more appropriately named potty pie as it ensures a visit to the potty within a matter of hours !
As such we move onto specimen 1) and now 3) whose attempts to ward of the gremlins in the potty pie with anethnatising hard liquor unfortunately failed I am sad to inform.

So the warning is this - on your next visit to Gastown do not mix a chilled Winston with an Irish Heather unless you fancy visiting a porcelin horse in the middle of the night !