Deportation Bash 3 - Guildford / Goddy

Feeling not so fresh after zero sleep down the back of one of Mr Bransons Atlantic airborne torpedo's I landed back at an extremely wet Heathrow on a Monday morning. Now if I had ever had any second thoughts about what I was about to embark upon they were dispelled within the hour by suffering the usual ineptitude of the british transport system whilst travelling a whole.........ooooh twenty miles from LHR to Guildford ???

Two hours later my man Lord Fonters turned up in clitorious (franchi's car to those who don't know) to rescue me from punching the lights out of some south west trains numpty !

A welcome few hours crash which could have turned into a days comotose was welcomly interupted by a last english pub lunch of bangers and mash, london pride and in fonters case his favourite spotted dick and custard. John, Tasha and Roger had met up in Sainsbury's car park to wait for Doogie and I (now call me suspicious but it kinda looked like they had done this before and any mention of a recreational pastime somebody tells me is called do****g was poorly rebuked) before we headed out a random country pub.



Failing miserably to persuade Adam away from an afternoons rewarding painting it fell down to the Coopers and my newly appointed chauffuer Doogie to accompany me on a final traditional pub crawl of flat beer and underage midweek chav drinkers through a few watering holes of Guildford !!!

Several pints and god knows how many bags of crisps later the need for further nasty food took hold !!!!

Now what does every traditional english pub crawl need to end with ????? Answers on a post card ??? Call a friend ??? OK 50/50 ???

Well in Goddy the top answer of cuzza is not an answer (the WI banned them years ago)

Sooooooooooooo................ Yep you got it !!!!

One mixed meat kebab with extra chilli sauce please my good man !!!!!

Hold the chips...... oh yes and did I say extra chilli sauce please mate !!!

Many thanks to Rog and Tash for making the last night in blighty such a hoot ! And I look forward to seeing you on the 26th in Vancouver Mr Cooper. I will scope out a suitable wings night for us that serves a pitcher or two too !!

D-Day tomorrow then !! The big off !!! aaaaaahh what am I doing ! There had better be kebabs in Canada.........